What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What did the Buddhist get for Christmas?

Presence.

What do you get Devin Hester for Christmas??

A: Nothing - he'll just return it!

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Why is the letter 'B' commonly regarded as a pervert in the alphabet?

Because he can see the D

Why did the pervert buy 16.5 pints of salsa?

2 gals 1 cup(http://www.reddit.com/r/Canning/comments/yyhsp/my20triptothelocallatinmarketnetted165/)