What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

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What does a man often wake with, but can never go to sleep with?

An alarm, you pervert!

What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!