What type of punch hurts kids the most?

A sandy hook

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What's the best part of having a kid?

The chewy center.

How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Where do boxers punch each other the most?

In the ring.

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What is the only type of folder that can make you sick?

Salmon Manilla

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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What would you call Osama bin Laden if he became a pirate?

Sandy Hook.

What kind of punch hurts the most?

A Sandy Hook.

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What do windows feel when they get hurt?

Pane!

What is white and hurts a homophobic man if it lands on him?

An airplane