How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

Why didn't the Mexican take Xanax?

He was barred.

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell if a girl in Nebraska is a virgin?

She can outrun her brothers... *mic drop* "I'm out..."

How can you tell if someone is a marathon runner?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

Neighborhood Jokes More Neighborhood Jokes

What do you call the neighborhood where all the poor Italians live?

The spaghetto.

How can you tell when the Mexicans have moved into your neighborhood?

The Blacks get car insurance.

Car Insurance Jokes More Car Insurance Jokes

What type of car insurance does OJ da Juiceman have?

Triple Aaayyy

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

Black Jokes More Black Jokes

How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.