What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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What do you call a woman who is paralyzed from the waist down?

Wife.

What belongs to me but is used the most by others?

My ex-wife

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Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

A: Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

What do you call a caveman that goes walkabout?

A Meanderthal.

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What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*

Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

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What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!