What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day?

Ughs and kisses!

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How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

What caveman say when he get hurt?

meow.

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What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?

Hog and kisses!

How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

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What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

What kind of flowers do you never give on Valentine's Day?

Cauliflowers!