What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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Who does a lobster have in common with a broken hearted chinaman?

They are both crustaceans.

What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

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What did the young witch say to her mother ?

Can I have the keys to the broom tonight !

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger