What's the key to long lasting Relationships?

Not breaking up

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What would have to break to give you 18?

a condom

Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

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Why did everyone bring a quiche to Sean Connery's party?

It was leave your keys at the door.

Why is the door knob?

Because the key. (ok, i will show myself out)