What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

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What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Why did Dracula miss lunch?

Because he didn't fancy the stake.

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What has 5 teeth and 60 eyes?

A bus full of old people

What do you call a bus full of lawyers driving off a cliff?

A Good Start.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=obKLdou0LH0)

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Why does Usain Bolt hate asians?

Because he is a racist.

What Cell Phone Company does Usain Bolt use?

Sprint

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What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

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What's the magic word?

Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station