A runner in scoring position.
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Usain Bolt
Because he is a racist.
Usain Bolt.
Sprint
He waits at the next station
He waits for it at the next stop.
Fast food
Me "She changed the station during Bohemian Rhapsody." J "You get half her stuff." *air guitar solo*
Cut to them back at the station writing on a chalkboard with dozens of words crossed off
Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*
Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?
Besides a tiny, brief panic attack
You're adopted."
The police made him bring it back again.
You'll get exhausted
Because they just kept lion around!
Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'
He got hit by a bus.
a peasantfeeling
A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.
Because I always get weird stairs
They've both been in little boys.
The runway
