What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What's a mouse's favourite record ?

Please cheese me !

What do you call an anorexic blonde with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese !

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What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

What do you call cheese that is not yours?

Nacho Cheese.