Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

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How many Scorpios does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: So who wants to know Why do *you* want to know Are you a cop

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

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Why don't skeletons get sick?

Because they always have an anti-body

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone?

He had no body to go with him! baD-dumB-tssssJOKE

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What do you call it when George Thorogood farts on a throne?

Air to the bone

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Skull Jokes More Skull Jokes

Why did the skull not want to go to prom, but still did?

He didn't have any *body* to go with But he still really wanted to bone.

Why did the skull win 1st place in the race?

Because he ran ahead.