Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

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What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

Vat Jokes More Vat Jokes

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

What is 74 to a blonde?

A: 69 plus VAT

Gangster Jokes More Gangster Jokes

Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?

On the Yeast Side.

How many gangsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Twelve, you got a problem with that

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

Did you hear the story about the cheese that saved the world?

It was legend dairy.

What's Emperor Palpatine's favorite kind of cheese?

Gouda, gouda..."

Blender Jokes More Blender Jokes

What do you get when you put an experimental monkey in a blender?

A: Rhesus Pieces.

What's green and red and goes 100 mph?

A frog in a blender.

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Why did the boy take a pencil and paper to bed?

He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.

What does Green Day say before bed?

Green night

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How do you encourage a potter while he's glazing his bowl?

Way to go dude, you're kiln it!"

Why does a pterodactyl always urinate on the side of the bowl?

Because the pee is silent.