Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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Pickup Truck Jokes More Pickup Truck Jokes

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.

Nacho Cheese Jokes More Nacho Cheese Jokes

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

How was work?

flashback to me being asked to leave the meeting because I couldn't stop giggling after someone said "abreast" me:Good

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Thief Jokes More Thief Jokes

Why didn't you report your stolen credit card?

Man: The thief was spending less than my wife. Police: Then why are you reporting it now Man: I think now the thief's wife has started using it!

How is a thief like a thermometer on a hot day?

A: They are both up to something.

Robin Williams Jokes More Robin Williams Jokes

What do you call a dead bird that was suicidal?

A Robin Williams.

What is Robin Williams doing in heaven?

Not sure, probably just hanging out.

Provolone Jokes More Provolone Jokes

What would you tell someone who is attempting to steal your cheese (hint: not "nacho cheese")?

Leave my provolone!

Why was the cheese so sad?

Because it was provOLONE

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Nachos Jokes More Nachos Jokes

How do you get a Baby in a bowl? How do you get it out?

How do you get a baby in a bowl? With a mixer. How do you get it out? "With nachos.

What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole