Nacho Jokes

What do you call an average Mexican?

Nacho average guy

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What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

What Did Big Nacho Say To Little Nacho?

I'm Nacho Daddy.

What type of cheese is not yours?

Nacho cheese!!!

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What do you call cheese that isn't your cheese?

NACHO-CHEESE

What do you call cheese that's not yours ?

Nacho cheese

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call a cheese that isn't yours?

NACHO CHEESE!

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

What cheese can never be yours?

Nacho cheese.

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What do gangsters put on their nachos?

Glock-amole

What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What do you call an Ethiopian with a piece of cheese on his head?

Quarter pounder with cheese!

What do you call an anorexic.. What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter-pounder with cheese

Nacho Chip Jokes More Nacho Chip Jokes

How do you get 1000 dead babies into the bed of a pickup truck?

A blender! How do you get them out? Nacho chips!

What do you call chips that aren't yours?

Nacho chips

Attempt Jokes More Attempt Jokes

What's it called when a cow attempts to jump a barbed-wire fence?

An udder disaster

Why should a midget not attempt to slaughter a cow?

The steaks are just too high.

Vat Jokes More Vat Jokes

What do you call a Mexican drowning in a vat of cheese?

Nacho problem.

What did the cheese maker say when his vat got dumped to the floor?

That's no gouda

Hint Jokes More Hint Jokes

What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand?

hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING ! ! !

How do you define a will?

Hint: It's a dead giveaway.

Hispanic Man Jokes More Hispanic Man Jokes

What do you call a hispanic man who spilled his nachos?

A messycan

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

Spill Jokes More Spill Jokes

What happens when someone spills really hot coffee on you?

You will get burned, you idiot.

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise