Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Why doesn't this restaurant have any specials?

Waiter: Because nothing about this food is special.

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Why did the hipster burn his tounge on his coffee?

Cus he drank it before it was cool...

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?

Because he ate his food before it was cool.