How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.

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How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone ?

A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Chip Jokes More Chip Jokes

What did the potato name his son?

Chip. Sorry.

What are a philosopher's favorite type of chips?

Plato Nachos

Bust Jokes More Bust Jokes

Who busted you out of Iraq?

Well actually, I-ran

How near was the boy to his dad's tobacco stash before getting busted?

Close... but no cigar.

Thin Ice Jokes More Thin Ice Jokes

What happens when you drop a whale on thin ice?

Her: What You: It breaks the ice. Hi, i'm (your name)

How do you chip thin ice off a window?

You bust a rime.