What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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What is the mathematician's favorite pick-up line?

Hey baby, wanna see the exponential growth of my natural log?

What did the elephant say to the naked guy?

That thing sure is cute, but can it pick up peanuts?

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Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

What do good dragons read when they are pregnant?

How to Train Your Dragon. Good parenting, that is.

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How many books can a blind man read?

Brailly any!

Why did the blind man cross the road?

Cuz he couldn't see it (Probly already posted but I've never seen it on r/jokes before)

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What's better than cheese?

A cheese grater

What did Stevie Wonder think when he got a cheese grater for christmas?

That it was the most violent book he'd ever read.