What did the blind man say when he picked up a cheese grater?

This is the most violent story I've ever read!

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Who picks it up?

Santa. The other two don't exist.

What did the pirate say to his kids when picking them up from school?

Get in the carrrrrrrrrrrr!

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How do you read the Gospel According to Shrek?

Open your bible to Psalm BODY ONCE TOLD ME

What did the blonde customer say after reading the buxom waitress's name tag?

A: "What did you name the other one "

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What is the worst thing anyone can do to a blind man?

Leave a plunger in the toilet!

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

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What did Helen Keller say when she picked up a cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read..........

What did Helen Keller say when she put down the cheese grater?

That was the most violent book I've ever read.