What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What is the difference between God and my love life?

Some people think God is real.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Sin Jokes More Sin Jokes

Why do Asian students do so well in school?

Because an Asian without A's is a sin

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus