What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

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How can we possibly improve this?

Man invents wheel of cheese* "Nailed it!"

What do you call an anorexic with thrush?

A quarter pounder with cheese

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What did God say to the cheese that sinned?

Gouda Hell.

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus

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Why do christians avoid trigonometry ?

because there is alot of sin going on.

Why are religious people afraid of Trigonometry?

Cos they are afraid of Sin