What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

Previous Random Joke Next

Today Jokes More Today Jokes

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

Why is it hard dating an astronaut?

Because they have space issues.

April Jokes More April Jokes

What do you call a ghost in spring?

April ghouls

What is Mr. T's favorite month?

April, fools

April Fool Jokes More April Fool Jokes

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

What did the victims of a month-delayed April Fool's prank feel?

Dismay.