What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Who forgot his phone charger today?

THIS gu

Where'd ya get it?

The parrot says, "Africa." (I don't know if you know this one, but I just heard it today)

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Why shouldn't you kiss someone on January 1st?

because its the first date

What's the best part about dating a homeless chick?

You can drop her off wherever.

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Why should I submit a joke today?

Because today's April full!

When do ghosts play tricks on each other?

On April Ghoul's Day

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What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.

What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!