What date is it today?

2nd April. Ha!! April fool!

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Why did the sperm cross the road..?

I accidentally put on the wrong sock today....

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

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What monster plays the most April Fool's jokes?

Prankenstein!

What do you call people who play April Fool's jokes?

Annoying.