Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.
In Louisiana, next to the plaque with the animal's name, they've got a good recipe.
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
In a casino, you really mean it.
Lettuce alone, without dressing. I remembered this today from a joke book I had when I was a kid. Wasn't sure if it should be here or /r/dadjokes
Micro-Worgenisms! (From my Bizzard support ticket response today.)
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Let it Gogh!
A good start.
A: A chain saw has a dynamic range.
The snow tires still work when you take the chains off.
You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.
To remind black people they were slaves before they became drug dealers.
I expect to Potter-own 'em.
John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus
