Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

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Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

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Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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Why do Native Americans hate it when it rains in April?

Because it brings Mayflowers.

Why do Native Americans hate April showers?

Because they bring Mayflowers