How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do women have shorter feet?

So they can stand closer to the kitchen counter.

What's the difference between sheep and women?

The Welsh don't know yet either.

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Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

Why do we have Martin Luther King Jr. Day off?

So the black people will not be the only ones skipping school.

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Why is Kevin Hart the opposite of Michael Schumacher?

His life improved after he met the rock.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

Why are girls like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.