How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

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What do bears and women from Arkansas have in common?

They can't stop licking their paws.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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Why did Microsoft skip windows 9?

Because 7 ate 9

Why did the celiac patient have to skip leg-day?

Because he's allergic to glutes

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What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss?

I'm lichen what I see"

Why is Patrick so dumb?

He's living under a rock.

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How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

What do women and stones have in common?

You skip the flat ones.