Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why cant orphans play baseball?

They cant find their home

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

What do you call a spider with no legs?

A raisin

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Why should you date a Greek woman?

They don't like pulling out.

How did you know that the janitors were dating?

They were caught sweeping together.

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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Why do the proms stop after high school?

Just because I'm an adult now doesn't mean I don't still need to grind on people to Lil' Jon songs.

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.