Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

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Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Why did the raisin take the prune to the new year's ball?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

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Why is the dating app called Tinder?

When you left-swipe, all of your matches go up in flames.

Why do single people take dating advice from other single people?

That's like Stevie Wonder giving Ray Charles driving directions.

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What's a down syndrome's kids favorite thing to do at prom?

Slow Dancing.

Why was the skeleton alone at prom?

Because he had no body to go with!

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Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom?

Because he couldn't find a Date!

Why did the banana go out with the prune?

Because he couldn't find a date.