What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

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What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

How many UPM's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!"

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Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.