Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Why couldn't the Jedi open the door?

He didn't use enough force...

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What did the thief say when he saw the man leave his coat behind?

let's jack it.

What Happens when the Cubs win the World Series?

They Leave a Trail of Tears

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What if he had been born in Madagascar?

He would have made a gas car

Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?

Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say to Mohammed...?

What did Jesus say to Mohammed 'I died for you' What did Mohammed say in return 'How many did you take with you '

Why is Jesus' body bread?

Because given enough time it rises

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What does an Italian cow say when he gets an extra delivery of hay to the barn?

That's amorehay!