Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

x-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

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Why are women like KFC?

After you've finished with the thigh and breasts, all you have left is a greasy box to put your bone in.

Why does Jesus always leave a door open for you?

Because he was born in a barn.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

How many bears would Bear Grylls grill, if Bear Grylls could grill bears?

A: As many bears as Bear Grylls' grill can bear.

Why can't bears get jobs in Australia?

They don't have the right koalfications!

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What does Arnold Schwarzenegger say when Christmas is over?

OC (please use your Ahnold voice) Hasta la vista, Baby....Jesus.

What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

Barn Jokes More Barn Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

A: Get off.

What do you call 200 black people in a barn?

Antique farm equipment.