What do you call a baby born feet first?

a c-section.

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Why are bears so hairy ?

They don't have salons in the jungle !

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

C Section Jokes More C Section Jokes

What does the doctor say to the woman who has to get a c section?

There's not enough womb!

Why can't an orchestra made of OB/GYN doctors ever get good enough to perform a concert?

Because the C-section is always messy.