What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How do you tell an introvert and an extrovert mathematician apart?

When talking to you, the extrovert mathematician looks at *your* shoes.

What did the dog do with the history professor?

They got together and talked over old times.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.

Why can't Jesus play Football?

He has flashbacks every time he looks at the goal

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What does a French carpenter say when he runs out of nails?

I haven't a clous.

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What saying is discouraged in both the USA and North Korea?

The South Will Rise Again

Why couldn't the birthday clown make balloon animals for the children?

With the rising cost of inflation he couldn't afford it anymore.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why did the roman only smoke 490 blunts and not 500?

Because XD

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.