What do you call taking a dump after breakfast?

A Brexit

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Dump Jokes More Dump Jokes

Why don't I have a boyfriend?

God: I sent you one, you dumped him for putting ketchup on his steak. Me: Ah. That's right. Gross.

Why did the girl reject the landfill owner?

His place is a dump

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Why does your sister have yeast and shoe polish for breakfast ?

Because she wants to rise and shine.

What did the yogi have for breakfast?

an lette

Brexit Jokes More Brexit Jokes

What's better than having a 'Brexit' vote about Britain leaving the EU?

Not being British.

What do British girls do to hearts?

Brexit