That ash.
A pit bull.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
He fell on his ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano
i lava you "