What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

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What do you call a man with a flamethrower?

2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash

What all girls want?

All girls want 70 things in their life 1. Shopping Rest are "69"

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What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

What did one volcano call the other volcano?

An Ash-hole.