How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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What does a Ferrari and poverty have in common?

Princess Diana can't stop either

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.