How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress !

What do you call someone who can't stop reading Nancy Drew novels?

A heroine addict.

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How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

Why are volcanoes mischievous?

Because they erupt to no good.

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Where in the hell are Dora the Explorer's parents?

Do they know she's riding a damn crocodile into a volcano

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?