How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

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What is it a volcano has which gives him trouble erupting?

Eruptile dysfunction.

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...

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Where do volcanoes go to relieve themselves?

The lavatory, of course!

How do you stop volcanoes from erupting?

Give them earth control pills heh heh heh...