Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

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What did Han.... Tell Leia after they separated?

May Divorce be with you.*

What do Han and Chewbacca use to communicate?

A wookiee talkie.

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Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

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Why did Han go out Black Friday shopping.?

because the prices were Solo

What happened to Han when Chewie wouldn't do the marathon?

He Ran Solo...

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What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

How do you double the price of a Fiat?

Fill the tank