What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What did the boy with no arms &amp legs get at the World Cup?

Cancer. ( )

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Sandwich with legs?

Bready Legs

How did the woman feel after her legs were amputated?

Defeeted

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man wear a frog for a condom?

So he was ribbit for her pleasure.

What has six eyes but cannot see?

Three men in a house with dirty dishes in the sink, laundry that needs to be folded and kids that need a bath

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.

Why was the volcano so pleasant to be around?

Because he was so magmanimous.