What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Why couldn't Sally use the swings?

She had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally. What did Sally get for her Birthday? We don't know, she didn't open it yet.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs on a pool table?

Rick O'Shay

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A: A statue of a dog!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

How many men are in each corner?

3/5

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What's Anakin Skywalker's favorite animal?

Well, it was cats, originally, but then he was turned to the dog side.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

They cook their own gooses !