What do you call a man with no arms and no legs inside a volcano?

Anakin Skywalker. (Happy Geek Pride Day!)

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

Who's there ! Butcher ! Butcher who ?

Butcher your arms around me !

Why do people wear sleeveless shirts?

They like to express the right to bear arms.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's got four legs and no ears?

A: Mike Tyson's dog.

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas?

Cancer

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch?

Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch.

Anakin Skywalker Jokes More Anakin Skywalker Jokes

What would Anakin Skywalker's sith name be, if Luke was black?

Dearth Vader

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What did one volcano say to the other?

i lava you "

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.