Snorting the left over ashes from Ash Wednesday...
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Pokemon Go!
It wanted to get off its ash.
He fell on his ash.
H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.
They're both ash-holes.
Pikachu, that's all he can say.
That ash.
2. What do you call his first victim 3. What do you call his second victim 1. Bernie 2. Crispin 3. Ash
Look at all that ash...
Where did my Pokemon Go "
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Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...
Chicks dig stars.
Because they never dig up daddies.
You first dig a hole, second, you fill the hole with ashes, also throw some peas in there. When the elephant stops to take a pea, you kick it in the ash hole.
Ctrl+esh
He's not a fan of the shingle life.
Depressions.
Someone gets fired.
You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said
No, wait.
They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.
Roast Moosmallows!
They keep falling through his hands.
zzzzzzzzz, wait, I fell asleep at the punchline.
An Ash-hole.
