What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.