Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach
Zero, its already lit
I'm the one, you zero!
Because the steaks are too high.
Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.
Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Because only Siths deal in absolutes.
When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.
Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.
