What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Why are catholic priests so Eco-friendly?

Zero emissions.

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

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What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.

Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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How many Karma whores does it take to screw on a lightbulb?

When this reaches 500 upvotes I'll tell you.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.