What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

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Zero Jokes More Zero Jokes

What do you call a violent Buddhist?

A Zero.

How are you doing in arithmetic ?

I've learned to add up the zeros but the numbers are still giving me trouble.

Short People Jokes More Short People Jokes

Why can't short people cook?

Because the steaks are too high.

Who were the shortest people in the Bible?

Let's see. There'sKneehighmiah, Bildad the Shoe-Height...oh, and Peter, who said, "Silver andgold I have none," and no one could be much shorter than that.

Absolute Jokes More Absolute Jokes

Why couldn't Obi-Wan calculate the volume of Bespin from the ideal gas law?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

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What do short people call something that's too high up?

Absolute zero, because it's impossible to reach

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.