What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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What did the banana say to the hippo?

Nothing bananas can't talk.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do we say to the god of procrastination?

Not today.

What's the difference between God and a Welder?

God doesn't think he's a Welder.

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Why are atheists afraid of exponents?

They don't believe in a higher power.

Why aren't any atheists buying a PS4 Pro?

They don't believe in higher power.