What is so ironic about Atheists?

A: they're always talking about God.

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

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What do you call an Aztec Mayan snake god tied in a knot?

Pretzalcoatl

What do you call someone who loves Christmas but doubts the existence of God?

Eggnog-stic.

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What do you call an Atheist at a Christian fancy dress party?

A cross-dresser.

Why can't atheists solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.