How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How many black men does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

Just 1 because we are all equal and race has no impact.

What do Kanye West and North Korea have in common?

They are both being screwed by a person named Kim.

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How many people at a Music Festival does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero, its already lit

How many redditors does it take to screw in a new lightbulb?

Zero. Somebody already did it.

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How can you tell if a Redditor is European?

Don't worry, he'll tell you

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

How did the 5-year old girl fall off of the tire swing?

Somebody shot her.