What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why don't kleptomaniacs get puns?

Because they always take things literally.

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What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.