Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What's pun plus pun?

Poo

What do you call a herpes pun?

a play on warts

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How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who gives a cluck (I wonder if the moderators will censor this joke merely on the grounds that it is categorically terrible )

How many Poaz does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

None she is the joke

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

What do you call someone who takes things literally?

A kleptomaniac!