Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

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What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

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How JokeExplainBot spent his weekend?

Explaining his wife.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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What is the penalty for telling a bad joke?

The joke is it's own pun-ishment.

What's long, hard and bendable and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Your spine.

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What did a kleptomaniac say on 90% sale?

It was an absolute steal!"

Why don't kleptomaniacs understand puns?

They always take things literally.