What knight of the round table never paid with cash when buying something?

Sir Charge

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Pay Jokes More Pay Jokes

How is Bernie going to pay for free college for everyone?

No problem! He'll just make Mexico pay for it!

How much did the pirate pay to get his ears pierced?

A buck 'n ear

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What should you buy if your hair falls out ?

A good vacuum cleaner !

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Who was the first Mexican to be knighted by the Queen?

Sir Veza

What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight?

Sir Loin!

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented?

What are our scientists doing

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How do you pay for things in the Czech Republic?

Cash or Czech Edit: a word

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Round Table Jokes More Round Table Jokes

Where did the Knights of the Round Table park their horses?

In the Sir Lance Lot

Why did Arthur have a round table ?

So no one could corner him !