What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

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What's the best thing about dating twenty nine year olds?

The get all you '90s references.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

What was the best thing Kurt Cobain ever released?

The safety.

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What's the best thing about screwing twenty one year olds?

There are twenty of them.

What's the best part about showering with an eight year old girl?

Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.

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Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

What's it called when a super model wants to date an accountant?

Wishful thinking. Obviously

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What was Cambodia's biggest export in the 90s?

Pol Potting mix.

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.