What did a tree say to another tree?

Nothing, trees can't talk!

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How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

What do you call a jungle where animals talk about current events?

A topical rainforest.

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How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree?

Ruff Bark