What do you call an asian walking a dog?

A vegetarian.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

Why was the dog so depressed?

He was having a hard time looking up.

Why does a dog wag it's tail?

A: No one else will do it for them

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

When is the most likely time that a stray dog will walk into your house ?

When the door is open !

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

a Myfeetasaur

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

What do you call a promiscious asian lady?

A yellow taxi.

What do you call an Asian Pothead camping in Yellowstone?

A Yellowstoner.

Vegetarian Jokes More Vegetarian Jokes

What's the secret to a long life?

I said, "Never order vegetarian in Texas"

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Grrrrrainnnnnssss.