How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do auditioning for an acting role and playing sports have in common?

If you break a leg, you get cast

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why did the two most senior nuns in the convent break up a German terror plot to steal millions in bearer bonds?

Old habits die hard

Why is there so much tension in Iraq?

They Haven't Broke the Isis yet.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the difference between America and Yoghurt?

If you leave yoghurt alone for 2000 years it'll develop a culture.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

What's the best part of a boxer's joke?

The punch line Found in BL magazine

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is it that you never see a black person on a cruise?

They're not falling for that one again..

Why did Timmy fall off the swing?

Me: why Him: Timmy has no arms. Knock knock. Me: Who's there Him: Not Timmy.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What is about 6 in long, has a head, girls love to blow it, and is in a guys pants?

a dollar bill you dirty minded people!! LMFAO

How does R. Kelly respond when girls ask for a rating on a ten scale?

Urinate

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What trees do skeletons like?

S*pine* trees!

What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

What's brown, red, black and blue?

A: A Brunette who's been tellin one too many blonde jokes.

What did the blonde say about blonde jokes?

A: She said they were pretty good but they might offend some Puerto Ricans.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the pollock die raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.