How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and goes 'Boo'?

A cow with a cold.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

Why didn't Jesus' business break even?

It wasn't making enough prophet

What did the mother of the guy who broke his arms say at the beginning of every 'session'?

ssh bby is ok

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Why were the ancient Greeks considered so brave on the battlefield?

They didn't want to leave their brothers behind.

What is the best formula for leaving Auschwitz?

Lenght of chimney x wind speed

Find Jokes More Find Jokes

What do you get if you cross a moth with a firefly?

An insect that can find its way around a dark closet.

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space ?

He wanted to find Pluto !

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

What's the difference between a four-year-old and a bag of cocaine?

There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl go on a date with the artist?

Because he was sketchy.

What's the difference between a praying nun and a girl taking a bath?

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap in her hole

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

How do you know when you're too drunk to drive?

When you swerve to miss a tree and realize it was your air freshener

Blonde Joke Jokes More Blonde Joke Jokes

Why aren't "Blonde jokes" funny?

Cause they're stupid.

How many blonde jokes exist?

One. This one. The rest are all true.

Rake Jokes More Rake Jokes

How did the Idiot break his arm while raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree.

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.