What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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What do you call two Mexicans playing volleyball?

Juan on Juan

What's the slowest thing in the world?

A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.

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What's the difference between a tribe of pygmy cannibals and the girls cross country team?

The pygmy cannibals are cunning runts.

What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

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Why does Hannibal Lecter skin his colleagues?

He enjoys the taste of Doctors Without Borders.

What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders