What do you call a Mexican that can't cross the border?

A Mexi

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the bottle of milk say to the Mexican?

Soy milk.

What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

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Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

What would happen if you were to cross two snowmen with three vampires?

You would get severe frostbite.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border