Why do you keep talking about my weight behind my back?

Husband: Because when I get round to the front I've forgotten what I was going to say

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Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What do you call an accountant who is seen talking to someone?

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Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What is your secret?

Chen says, "it is because I have forgotten her name"

How will I ever find the right woman?

She replied "Forget finding the right woman, focus on being the right man."

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

Weight Jokes More Weight Jokes

Why do you need patience at the gym?

Because there is a lot of weighting. *sorry. i woke up at 2 am with this in my head.

What kind of trophy do I get every time I lift weights?

Hypertrophy!