What did Ash tell his Pokemon?

Pokemon Go!

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

What do you get when you cross pokemon and digimon?

A poke-mon!

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What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.