What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

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A No. 2 pencil.

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A smile !

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What do Amy Winehouse and Jeremy Clarkson have in common?

They were both on top gear.

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What does Jeremy Clarkson and Amy Winehouse have in common?

They both used to be on top gear.

How could they tell Amy Winehouse was dead?

No, seriously. How could they tell?