What does Sean Connery's nemesis and the crater of a volcano have in common?

They're both ash-holes.

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Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Sean Connery Jokes More Sean Connery Jokes

What does a lonely Sean Connery building IKEA products say?

I guess its jusht me, myshelf, and I tonight.

How do you prepare corn like Sean Connery?

Shuck it long, and shuck it hard.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a pikachu. I'm sorry...

Volcano Jokes More Volcano Jokes

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

What is a volcano?

A: A mountain with the hiccups.