What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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What is the difference between dragons and dinosaurs?

Dinosaurs aren't old enough to smoke. Told to me by my niece at christmas.

What are the three fastest forms of communication?

Telephone, telegraph, tell a woman.

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What does the hippie bum say when you tell him he can no longer sleep on your couch?

Namaste

How about a guillotine?

Wife: Me: I'll be on the couch.

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What did the hippy say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

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What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste