What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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Why did the cat befriend the dog?

Because the dog let the cat out of the bag! Haha!

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Let's get sheet-faced!

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He was in de-Nile.

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Obviously the coin, the coin sinks!

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Both crews were marooned.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.