What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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What did Nietzsche tell his editor when he finished writing Thus Spoke Zarathustra?

It's over, man.

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Check, mate.

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An Uber mensche.

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A Nietzsche market!