Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Where does a pirate keep his buccaneer' s?

Under his buccan-hat.

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

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What's the hardest part of cooking vegetables?

Their wheelchairs

What do you call a steak that is cooked wrong?

A mistake

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Why do bulimics make such good food?

Cus they have to taste it twice!

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

What did Captain Cook say to his men just before they got back in the ship?

Get back in the ship, men!"