Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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How do pirates get their hair to stand up?

Sea-men. My brother told me that

What do you call a pirate with two legs, two arms and two eyes?

Noob.

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What do you call a group of disabled people in a pool?

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What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

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Which pirate makes the best food?

Captain Cook.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!