How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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Why are you naked & why is Greg under your desk?

Me: Boss: Me: Shut the door when you leave

What'd be worse?

Zombie apocalypse or Facebook shutting down and 500 million retards all of sudden using twitter

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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his drink before it was cool

What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

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What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Why are the busiest paleontologists always rednecks?

Because they are always caught up in some type of relative dating.

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How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

Whoa. There are books on TAPE?

Now I can stop reading while I drive. This is gonna save so many lives.

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Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking

How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.