How do you suffocate a redneck?

Tape his mouth shut.

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What do you call a conservative toothbrush that won't shut up?

Brush Limbaugh

What did GabeN tell his wife when she shouted "shut your hole" at him?

Babe, it's a valve!"

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How can you tell when the stage is level?

The drummer is drooling equally from both sides of his mouth.

How can you tell when Mitt Romney is lying?

His mouth is moving.

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Why do rednecks act like such morons?

Who says they're acting "

What did one redneck say to the other?

If you were anymore inbred, you'd be a sandwich.

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Why did this adhesive strip quit his work?

He just couldn't tape it anymore..

Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

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What would George Washington do if he was alive today?

Probably get suffocated in his collapsed coffin

Whats the emergency?

My wife is suffocating me -Literally or figuratively sir Well thats a stupid question. How would I be talking