What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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It needed a tuna-up.

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Sometimes an argument of perihelion will get out of hand.

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On the front page of reddit.

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Why were all the other vegetables afraid of celery?

because celery stalks

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!