What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

Previous Random Joke Next

Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How did the hipster break his neck?

He jump off the diving board before it was pool.

What will the Easter Bunny be doing after Easter?

One to three for breaking and entering.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches?

Visa or Mastercard?

What made the vampire a gentlemen?

They would always ask their girlfriend before they came inside.

Carrot Jokes More Carrot Jokes

What happened when the carrot died?

There was a huge turnip at the funeral.

What did the guy who didn't like vegetables say?

I don't really carrot all for vegetables."

Celery Jokes More Celery Jokes

Who's there ! Celery ! Celery who ?

Celery me you lunch will you I'm hungry !

What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery