What did celery say when he broke up with his girlfriend?

She wasn't right for me, so I really don't carrot all.

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Because it was humerus.

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Pasta la vista, baby."

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Lettuce Turnip The Beet

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What looks like celery, tastes like celery, but isnt celery?

Artificial celery

What are they gonna do?

Ask you to extinguish your celery Doubtful.